Friends, countrymen, international countrymen, contenders supported through equal payout, all others, thank you:Each of you have received these mailings in accord of your purchasings of the Superissimo Sexykitte 2014. I hope this finds you rested and sexy. Tomorrow begins production. Today we have finalized testing and verifications. Now, here, we will pass on a few notes regarding these advances in the project to ensure your choice is as accurate as possible:
Upon our in-kit demonstrations of the past week, we have seen that our fit measurements are accurate in being scantly Euro petite. This is nothing of note, unless as you ordered, you were uncertain. Lettuce define some certainty for this:
In the medium test kitte, we have found that a maximum body size of about 5’8” (perhaps 5’9” climber) and 145lbs is very appealing, yet any taller and the sausage may become “too stuffed” and the leg chutes climb a bit higher to mid thigh. This can potentially lay wreckage to any tan line precisions you have developed over the seasons. These are the effects of new age kittagé, yet it is easily subverted through revised size choices. Let me involve more depth here:
At 5’5.75” and 142lbs; a sprinters build with a bird chest, in the medium kit, tan line precisions have become gradient. The fit is, however, unrivaled to anything I have worn to date for the past 25 years. I am willing to forgo any complaint of tan line abolishment in consideration of this. If I were penchant for crisp lines developed over years (which I absolutely appreciate on others), I would simply choose the next larger cut. This seems weird at first, that a small man can contain either a medium or a large kit piece, yet given the HORS nature of the materials involved, there is flexibility in this way which will allows priorities. Should you need to review sizing, the specs can be found here.
Overall quality, durability, cut and comfort are HORS. In feel and construction – which was our primary goal after Sexy. We are exceedingly content with KindHuman.cc delivery of value here. We are confident you too will feel a warmth of satisfaction as you slip into this. And as you repeat wear; double, triple and quadruple dipping through the week, as we did for testing, the kit remembers who you are, and you smile, sheepishly, into the mirror, alone, even more.
Today is Sunday. You will have 24 hours from the delivery of this emailing to contact me with any changes or questions regarding your order. I am offering this simply as an extension of Superissimo’s desire to have satisfaction in your purchase. We want you to be sexy AND happy. As well, We will have one or two kits in nearly each size as backstock should your selection be awry upon receiving it.
In closing, we are excited. Now the long anticipation begins. I will provide updates on expected delivery as production & logistics come into play against our original 4-6 week production window. If you have any questions, insights, complaints, letter bombs, or pleasurable opinions, donut hesitate to contact me directly.
Kindest of Regards,
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