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A mint-freshe blend of the manliest scents for the heat of summer. Relaxe, close the eyes, rub into your manly smooth legs, particular to the knee-tendon region. Now you are refreshe and way handsomme. Perfeto for rides to La Plage, or also man night. Also works for ladies.
Shea Butter, Grapeseed Oil, Rapeseed Oil, Beeswax, Menthol, Essential Oils.
Application: Test on small area before thorough application. Avoid contact with mucous membranes. Do not use on damaged skin. Wash hands after use. Do not ingest. Keep out of reach of children. They already smell lousy.