Now Hiring Technici Profezzionale!

We’re Totally Hiring Tech Professionals!

Req’d Education:   2 year Technical Degree or equivalent work experience PLUS 10 – 15 years of bici-shoppe experiencia PLUS no children or wife or complainings.

Travel:  Totally All-Times/ Most Days.

Relocation:  Please relocate if you are not currently staying around here.

Job Description 

Major Hand-typed Bicycle-specific Website Corporation World-Tour team is seeking a Calibration and Repair Technician? We don’t know that title exactly. TRUTH: we are having deraillieurre malware problems during racing. Sometimes a “wattage” malhap will be causing confusion between racing hommes, and we need the InternetTechnologist-Certified™ Technischens for fixing derailliare/mech electronique, AND reprogramming the TomTom, AND being aware for wrong turns due to mal-interfacial problems with StemGuidance and Google Map applications. Will be responsible for calibrating, troubleshooting, repairing and installing some of our racebiking equipment. Sometimes this will be during L’étape du Tour like as in the backseats of Skødawagons, sometimes in repair stands at the middle of the noche while massages happen upstairs. Troubleshoot and repair to board level and limited component level repair when required. Service, calibrate and repair electro-mechanical equipment and misc blah blah blahhhh. Interface with racing hommes/sponsorre assets for ultimate in velo-techno-mechanicische technology interfacing? We hope for that.

Duties and Responsibilities

Perform repairs and calibrations on various nuclear and non-nuclear precision measuring devices OR bicycle equipment.

Communicates convincingly before absorbing blame.

Calls warranty departments and primary sponsors with conviction OR/AND convolution in the midst of absorbing blame.

Meets turnaround and overall service goals.

Works with directeur sportif to ensure the key components are fully charged.

Provide back-end support while being blamed.

Perform shipping and receiving functions for equipment being returned.

Be willing to cross-train and learn other skills.

Provide training to everyone else (this will not redirect blame).

Works closely with racing hommes to teach all button funçionnes and home screen features and how to not electro-crosschain.

Give cliniques daily covering (but not limited to) what yestardaye’s clinique was.

Fill/clean bidons daily.

SHIFT: March thru October all days all times.

Required Qualifications 

Must have own USB cables, Wi-Fi hotspot with unlimited datas, and tiny screwdrivers.

Must be able to lift 6.8 Kg.

Must have excellent grasping of polarity, tiny wires, screen glare, and batteries.

Must be blame absorbent.

Must be able to locate instructions in native language in multi-language instruçionne manuale with rapide.

Please reply with CV/job applique/$5.