There was the moment that Chad Beyer realized he could walk. Not long after, he realized his calling was to be a Professional Cyclist. Today, he reaps the reward of countless days of dedication to that singular goal. Superissimo originally met Chad when he was 14 years old. That was during the days of Domenic's Cycling. We have written about that heritage here before. It was kind of a big deal, and a time we will never forget. It was also the … [Read more...]
Archives for 2013
Knowledge, but ribald.
It's been a long time since I've given to the allure of ritual. I've spent the last bunch of years eschewing and püpüing the satisfaction that can be had by opening little tins, rolling down the tops of paper bags, and moussing my hair. Why the Spartan restraint? Because being simple is tougher. So I thought. That thought held until I was reminded of the delights that exist within a can of embrocation. It was a winter for sure, though … [Read more...]
Embrocate your mind, and your legs will follow.
The Superissimo has been painted as a lighthouse in this elite community of sexybiking. We shine light upon the rocky, often unstylish shores of our sporte, and we are proud of that. Like James told me one time, "So long as I'm looking down at somebody, the accuracy of my judgments are unfaltering." So after a heavy night of hamstringing it behind the team Scüterrad, our conversation switched from electrical chainswitchers to the development … [Read more...]
Superissimo Sexykitte 2013. Time for Machotimes, okay?
Okay, so we've had the question: "Aside from a George Hamilton spray-paint-tan and a diet, how can I look handsome like a Macho Man il Superissimo?" Editors note - Well, for the time of May 1 to May 14, the best kitte was making sale. But now, all sales are closed, and will notte return. No. But you may also look at what it was belows for 2013: And be ready for Summertime Fastbiking. We have tested over months and come to find the selection … [Read more...]
On Being Embrocative, by JD3
It's time to discuss product. We are proud to be codeveloping a cooling summer knee grease with Buckler Embrocation. Our parameters, as we defined them, were simple: we want to smell as handsome as we look. First-50-pages-of-Numéro Homme-handsome? Non. Steve-McQueen-playing-polo-on-a-buffalo-while-drinking-a-Budweiser-handsome? Oui. So in anticipation of what is to be Superissimo's first actual product besides highly fashionable cotton … [Read more...]
This Jame, He is Killing Me.
It was not so lang ago when I was trying for some winter training with Jame. James Degault III, he say, "Call me Jimmy," and I am so tired of that baseball-type name, so I say Jame. He say "Call me JD3" and what is this a robot sidekick now? JD3? No. I get so tired of Americanishe petting names so I say Jame. It is Jame. We set for riding on a 74.4K loupe with some flat for a motorpace. Jame, he was a dick. He have the big arm, like "ooh, i … [Read more...]
Pinche le Asse
So it was: the grab heard round the cycling world. And the stillness of the pond is now forever rippled. Cycling has enjoyed its part in an ages-long tradition of misogyny, but thanks to the poor podium judgement displayed by Peter Sagan, things may have to change. The world of two-wheeled daring-do has had much to do with trouble as of late. We've all popped our heads up above the surface of our queerness only to see a world with … [Read more...]
Stagione Enorme Anticipo
HC. It's the Carl's Jr. Grab Bag Lunch of mountain stages - it is a Triple Thickburger, a Large Fries, a Hot Dog, a Large Soda and a shitty apple desert, choked down while on a bike, all in one day. HC is the one that us mortals, being of feeble leg and amateur ranking (CAT 6, natch), would prefer to take in from the couch, with Phil's, Paul's, & Bobko's English Jambalaya explanations. Sitting here in anticipation of summer, I'm forgoing … [Read more...]
The Squealer, 2013 – Fat Bike Hogging
So I was first reporting of fat bike, fat bikes and fat biking with Tim Allen and how he Fat Bike rides in Colorado. So for my own test I was able to arrange a racing event on a fat bike here in Arizona. For expectations as a winner, I told Jim that I'd be able to close the deal in two hours with the fat bike so he gave me the number. #57 off the line. 4am arrived so soon, but I was fortunate. Some had been up since 2, or not at all … [Read more...]
Cosmo Catalano on Milan-Sanremo 2013
This is the most enjoyable 4:54 of a late Thursday afternoon. It's time for the Cosmo Catalano Milan-Sanremo 2013 recap. Please let it be yours. It is a brief recount of the critical moves, displeasures, and faux paux of the Pelotongs at Milan-SanRemo 2013. Remember that discussion? Narrated by Cosmo Catalano, we now have the truth of Milan Sanremo 2013. Cast Talor Phinney. Carl Sagan's very notte-so-smart son Peter Sagan, Pozzatto … [Read more...]
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