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Archives for May 2013

Riggo: Superimposed Superhuman

May 29, 2013 by Snakehawk Leave a Comment

I have a problem with the establishment, authority, the norm, the mainstream, McMansions, etc., but mostly I have a problem with status quo running free.  Instinct has me refuse subscription, and take a pass on common memberships until the data are analyzed, but here I am, speaking to a niche.  Aren't my ways contradictory?  Not really, but also yes, but also who cares:  the point was just to draft a semi-concise setup for explaining why … [Read more...]

Retrospective Heaviness: Hampsten ’85

May 27, 2013 by Snakehawk 2 Comments

I'm always digging around, thirsty as hell for sips of American greatness.  Pre-90s feels better to watch, though I like the Pharma Years, too; it was spectator gold.  Stateside, our gauge of roleur seems to have strictly to do with Le Tour, but the dudes who swung the long axe were present in all forms:  the 1-days, the WT points, the Giro, and more.  What's more, any Euro can tell you that heros don't have to win the whole tour.  Heros are born … [Read more...]

Woodchopper Awards Presents Chad Beyer

May 24, 2013 by Gnome 2 Comments

There was the moment that Chad Beyer realized he could walk. Not long after, he realized his calling was to be a Professional Cyclist. Today, he reaps the reward of countless days of dedication to that singular goal. Superissimo originally met Chad when he was 14 years old. That was during the days of Domenic's Cycling. We have written about that heritage here before. It was kind of a big deal, and a time we will never forget. It was also the … [Read more...]

Knowledge, but ribald.

May 23, 2013 by Snakehawk 2 Comments

It's been a long time since I've given to the allure of ritual.  I've spent the last bunch of years eschewing and püpüing the satisfaction that can be had by opening little tins, rolling down the tops of paper bags, and moussing my hair.  Why the Spartan restraint?  Because being simple is tougher.  So I thought. That thought held until I was reminded of the delights that exist within a can of embrocation.  It was a winter for sure, though … [Read more...]

Embrocate your mind, and your legs will follow.

May 20, 2013 by Snakehawk Leave a Comment

The Superissimo has been painted as a lighthouse in this elite community of sexybiking.  We shine light upon the rocky, often unstylish shores of our sporte, and we are proud of that.  Like James told me one time, "So long as I'm looking down at somebody, the accuracy of my judgments are unfaltering."  So after a heavy night of hamstringing it behind the team Scüterrad, our conversation switched from electrical chainswitchers to the development … [Read more...]

Superissimo Sexykitte 2013. Time for Machotimes, okay?

May 3, 2013 by Snakehawk 3 Comments

Okay, so we've had the question:  "Aside from a George Hamilton spray-paint-tan and a diet, how can I look handsome like a Macho Man il Superissimo?" Editors note - Well, for the time of May 1 to May 14, the best kitte was making sale. But now, all sales are closed, and will notte return. No. But you may also look at what it was belows for 2013: And be ready for Summertime Fastbiking. We have tested over months and come to find the selection … [Read more...]

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