It's time to discuss product. We are proud to be codeveloping a cooling summer knee grease with Buckler Embrocation. Our parameters, as we defined them, were simple: we want to smell as handsome as we look. First-50-pages-of-Numéro Homme-handsome? Non. Steve-McQueen-playing-polo-on-a-buffalo-while-drinking-a-Budweiser-handsome? Oui. So in anticipation of what is to be Superissimo's first actual product besides highly fashionable cotton … [Read more...]
Archives for April 2013
This Jame, He is Killing Me.
It was not so lang ago when I was trying for some winter training with Jame. James Degault III, he say, "Call me Jimmy," and I am so tired of that baseball-type name, so I say Jame. He say "Call me JD3" and what is this a robot sidekick now? JD3? No. I get so tired of Americanishe petting names so I say Jame. It is Jame. We set for riding on a 74.4K loupe with some flat for a motorpace. Jame, he was a dick. He have the big arm, like "ooh, i … [Read more...]
Pinche le Asse
So it was: the grab heard round the cycling world. And the stillness of the pond is now forever rippled. Cycling has enjoyed its part in an ages-long tradition of misogyny, but thanks to the poor podium judgement displayed by Peter Sagan, things may have to change. The world of two-wheeled daring-do has had much to do with trouble as of late. We've all popped our heads up above the surface of our queerness only to see a world with … [Read more...]
Stagione Enorme Anticipo
HC. It's the Carl's Jr. Grab Bag Lunch of mountain stages - it is a Triple Thickburger, a Large Fries, a Hot Dog, a Large Soda and a shitty apple desert, choked down while on a bike, all in one day. HC is the one that us mortals, being of feeble leg and amateur ranking (CAT 6, natch), would prefer to take in from the couch, with Phil's, Paul's, & Bobko's English Jambalaya explanations. Sitting here in anticipation of summer, I'm forgoing … [Read more...]
The Squealer, 2013 – Fat Bike Hogging
So I was first reporting of fat bike, fat bikes and fat biking with Tim Allen and how he Fat Bike rides in Colorado. So for my own test I was able to arrange a racing event on a fat bike here in Arizona. For expectations as a winner, I told Jim that I'd be able to close the deal in two hours with the fat bike so he gave me the number. #57 off the line. 4am arrived so soon, but I was fortunate. Some had been up since 2, or not at all … [Read more...]