Credit Card Tours with The Gnome

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An hour into the drive, less was making sense. The idea was good on paper, yet as the drive went on, precious time was slipping away. It was going to be a long day in the caravan for only a few (albeit significant) miles. I became uneasy and my thoughts went wild with ideas of escape. […]

Setting limits on Big Dumb Rides

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Big dumb rides represent an antithesis to the norm and they are addictive as hell. We had a mild shitfest© on our hands through competent planning… a voluntary embrace of discomfort and exploration beyond any tether. We welcomed it. We were headed for the Verde River again. The tally shown two days of (pre winter) 90 degree […]

Son of Cycling

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Pulled out from the the underwebs, a repost of a 2009 essay on existence and bikes. Thanks to Bacardi Marty for regenerating le stoke on this one… I put on my first pair of cycling shoes in 1992, after years of pounding toe-clips around the hills of my hometown. They were the top of the line Sidi’s. […]

Grip it & rip it

Underbike 2014: Never again, until we do it again.

Gaytheist. They kindof kick ass.

We came into Underbike by way of the forever 29th bicycle birthday party that is Interbike. We do this of our own accord every single time. But all we really care about is the rock and roll. Blinded by an expo floor of too many phenomenal things and an uncertainty for eye contact, gives way to real […]

Superissimo Sexykitte Ordering Now Closed, Now What?

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To all who ordered: Friends, countrymen, international countrymen, contenders supported through equal payout, all others, thank you:Each of you have received these mailings in accord of your purchasings of the Superissimo Sexykitte 2014. I hope this finds you rested and sexy. Tomorrow begins production. Today we have finalized testing and verifications. Now, here, we will […]

Whiskey Off Road, 2014 Reportings

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It’s known enough that Epic Rides‘ Whiskey Off-Road is a very faste and hardening event, it being on a legitimate ATB type course and of a middle distance at 50 miles longish. Taking place at the end of April, it makes for a premier early season target – or spring season escape – for all kinds of bike riders from all kinds […]

Greg the World – How to Fix a Flat

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Now Hiring Technici Profezzionale!

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We’re Totally Hiring Tech Professionals! Req’d Education:   2 year Technical Degree or equivalent work experience PLUS 10 – 15 years of bici-shoppe experiencia PLUS no children or wife or complainings. Travel:  Totally All-Times/ Most Days. Relocation:  Please relocate if you are not currently staying around here. Job Description  Major Hand-typed Bicycle-specific Website Corporation World-Tour team is […]

Superissimo on “Enduro”

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